Patron Saint of Virtual Soldiers

11. Thou Shalt Not Be A Douche
-Prepare to be kicked/banned

Sure Sign of Economic Recovery

"Yes, you ran over a taxi, and it was really cool... but did you deliver the mail!?"

Mice Are Cute

Peter, the trash eating rodent, twisted his little mouse foot while running from a cat. Life is hard, even for mice.

Obi-Wan Kaswartzenager

Run, Luke, run... TO THE CHOPPA!!!

It's a dog

I tried. I tried really hard to draw a life-like dog. Ok, by "tried really hard" I meant "doodled." Sorry. It's what I do (hence the blog title.) Anywho, WHO CAN DRAW A BETTER DOG!?

Top Hat

My name is Billy. I wear a really big top hat 'cause it's cool. I had a fish once, but it died.

Tornado

John, Susie, and Frank exit the house to see what all the ruckus is about. It was a tornado, and Frank got a little too close, and was sucked off the ground like a scrap of trash into a shop-vac.  John and Susie watch on in horror.